Title comes from the fact that for a split second, when I saw Lily Blossom on the shelf, I thought she was Derpy Hooves.
Also, this photo is mostly an excuse to talk about ponies.
So long story short, I earned Lily today (mostly due to removing coffee stains from the outside of Mom's car--someone threw it at us as we were coming home on Halloween--and helping Mom haul cardboard over to the recycling place). Not quite sure how her mane and tail exploded into that semi-80s nightmare if all she did was sit in the closet.
The other one I have to earn (or just wait until Christmas for) is Rainbow Dash; the others (Fluttershy, Rarity, and Pinkie) are for Christmas, and were gotten at Toys R Us shortly before the store relocated. Thankfully, I currently have some place to put them all (my room's a mess).
Rock seems to be more interested in Lily's swan buddy; the swan, being made of pure evil, is waiting for the right moment to peck his face off.