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That's Not Ours by General-RADIX That's Not Ours by General-RADIX
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THIS stemmed from all those dudes who want to see Samus and Master Chief get it on. I don't, because I just can't see how it would work. Master Chief usually thinks about guns, not babes (no lie), and I doubt Samus is interested in hooking up with anyone, let alone a psychotic cyborg.

Apparently, Harmony didn't get that memo.

Why Megaman? Because the Foxinator and I have crossed over his universe with both Metroid and Halo. We concluded that while Megaman might come to like Samus as an ally, he would not get along with Master Chief. At all.
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Revan005 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014
Funny idea.
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DarkKnightOfShadows Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2013
Yeah, no lie, true fact. The super steroids and enhancements that the SPARTAN II's received had the side effect of killing their sex-drives permanently. True story. It says so in the novel. Because what's the point of raising child-super-soldiers if they're going to be distracted by hormones.

And yeah... I can see Megaman and the Chief not getting along. The Chief is a soldier who kills people for the sake of his home, while Megaman is a pacifist who values all life at heart. I can see them not getting along.
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megasz12 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015
actually the roids didn't completely kill of their sex drives cus a Spartan named maria 056 atcually got married and had kids so chief does have sex drive its just greatly suppressed.
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DarkKnightOfShadows Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2015
This is true. But I always got the impression that she was kinda the exception, not the rule.

So, anyone who wanted to try romancing the Chief would have better luck going at it from the emotional angle, rather than the physical-attraction side of things; they'll have an easier time dealing with the stunted social-skills and emotions, rather than trying to awaken his heavily, heavily suppressed libido.
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mastershadow117 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013
no halo 4 master chife have feaLT preety tour up about loseing cortana
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supersaiyanarbiter Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Master chief was neutered...
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IAmNotRussian Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2013  Student Filmographer
Yes and no.  He can still be able to have sex and all.
Just the drug depleted his sex drive, so he's a fighter, not a Love Doctor.
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TheSuperteen Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Isn't master chief the tallies
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thisrandomguythere Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
pppp---hh---tt------phhahahahaaaaahahahaahaha
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ProjectXA3 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
So much yes!
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thedarknesswithin91 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2012
I love it, its funny. But master chief isn't a cyborg, he is a superhuman. Still awesome
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RavinWood Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012
oh yes he is
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IceCold64 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
... It could be. XD
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Phantasim-Fan Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
Chief isn't psychotic, he has a lot of love to give.
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Genisay Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh, dude! ROFL!

Master Chief *raspy voice: Rock! I'm your father.

ROFL again!
*shot for beating a very old, cliched joke*

Have you seen Samusmmx's commission for Zion of his character Echo? It was a cross of MMX style and a Master Chief tribute.

Yeah, I don't think Rock would like Master Chief's 'run in and kill em' behavior vary much.
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General-RADIX Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2010
I don't think I have...

Me, neither. XD
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Genisay Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, Rock believed a little to much in 'question it if it doesn't feel right'. Chief on the other hand was very good at 'just following orders, guys.'
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Dr-Fernman Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2009   Artist
Whos the blone woman?
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:icongeneral-radix:
General-RADIX Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2009
A character from a promotional Capcom poster.
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Dr-Fernman Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2009   Artist
Oh,not a big capcom fan
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sound-ninja-2008 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2008
So, Mastor Cheif would be the dead-beat dad?
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General-RADIX Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2008
At least the dad Megaman would like to forget he has.
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mastersamus117 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2008  Student Writer
that bitch aint there son
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crazygoji Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2008
Right, he's too cool to be even REMOTELY be related to Master Cheif....Samus, however...:D
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mastersamus117 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2008  Student Writer
:O_o:
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crazygoji Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2008
Aaaaand....your point is?
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:iconmastersamus117:
mastersamus117 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2008  Student Writer
i dislike megaman
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:iconcrazygoji:
crazygoji Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2008
Yeah....like I couldn't tell...


Why do you dislike him anyway?
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mastersamus117 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2008  Student Writer
im not shure why i just dont,but im not like how i used to be(curssing out his name)
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crazygoji Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2008
So...you hate him for no reason?
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General-RADIX Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2008
No, he ain't.
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mastersamus117 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2008  Student Writer
he wishes
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Kyero Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2008
Chief isnt a Cyborg.. hes Mostly human.. just ... Injected with stuff >_> to make him a Perfect Fightng machine.. like The Spartans in 300

but yea this makes me lawl. and ur right about MC not wanting girl's because he knows that women would just holdhim back,nag,yack,ask for things and want money (jk.. kinda)
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Genisay Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Don't take this as me being a jerk. Not trying to be.
But cyborgs come in different levels of alteration. A person with several 'mechanical' limbs could be considered a cyborg of sorts, or a person converted entirely into an artificial body, like Ghost in the Shell's Major Kusiragi could be considered a cyborg.

Now calling him an android would be totally wrong.

*now I have this strange desire to go look up the word cyborg to find out exactly what the definition is.... huh.. *shrugs* Looking stuff up in the dictionary... *shudders*... to much work. Lol. JK, that just happens to me sometimes.*
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Kyero Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2010
umok
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General-RADIX Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2008
Besides, he's already got Cortana. Kind of.
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Kyero Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2008
ya right there lol .. I guess they could have mind sex ._. .. that reminds me of a movie.. with stalone in it... forgot what it was called.
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Shokomon Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2008
Wow! HIlarious! I just love Samus' expression! Actually, they ALL kinda looks pissed off... Master Chief, aeee not so much... Not that you can tell... With his mask and everything..
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Mr-Wolfman-Thomas Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2008
well mega man looks like he would have to kill himself is he found out his mom was Samus
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General-RADIX Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2008
I think Master Chief mostly communicates with his body. For example, whenever "the brat" (Megaman) ticks the Chief off, he punches him so hard that Mega goes flying through several walls. :XD:

So, Harmony had better run.
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Thanatum Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2008
Priceless
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Pinkchocolate28k Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2008
Dude, I would kill to have Megaman as my son. I am a Samus/Chief shipper, but I find this hilarious.

But, if they did have Megaman, that would be freaky yet awesome at the same time.
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General-RADIX Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2008
Yeah, but then you'd go broke trying to repair him after every game. :XD:

The big question would be, "How'd she give birth to a robot?"
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Fury-From-Above Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2009
VERY painfully, a bottle of Scotch, and computer nerds.
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Genisay Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LMAO!!!!

*but still a scary concept*
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Pinkchocolate28k Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2008
True about the repairs. But still, were talking about a robot that kicks ass and destroys stuff. Who wouldn't want that? Probally a lot of smart and/or greedy people.

As for the robot birth.......I guess that's just life's greatest mysteries. Someday they would figure it out, and if you're very impatient, then use your imagination until they figure it out.
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HeavenBeforeHell Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2007
Lmao, that's great. I love Mega's expression, too.
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General-RADIX Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2007
:bow: That'll be a warning to all those psychotic "Samus/Chief" 'shippers.
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dennisg50 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2007
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dennisg50 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2007
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